June 1st, 2010 at 7:56 am
I have inside jokes with myself
they are instant, on the internet
I was amused with them yesterday
you were a muse, like music
May 19th, 2010 at 12:40 am
Sir, yes sir
Freegan and green, plastic hag
let’s kill the poor and steal their bread
the lawn is full, the candles lit
the tangled braids, the world is shit
“I’d like to learn! I’d like to play!”
tell me, tell me, oh tell me praise
the tie dyed wave, a nostalgic farce
we’re fighting, we’re fighting
we’re wearing scarves
April 26th, 2010 at 6:40 am
untitled
throw yourself at the bottom!
you are a pebble in a sea of hands
you speak of loss and deprivation
of inadequacies and stumbling blocks
but you are an anchor an anchor an anchor?
I will tie myself to you, anchor
I will pocket you, pebble
we will sink to the bottom
to the innermost circle
with cracked teacups and tires
entangled in our seaweed garden
with the mermaids, those stupid mermaids
(reject their advances, salacious dear)
I’ll save you until you’re irrelevant
when the plastic disintegrates
when the last Hostess treat is consumed
the final necropolis will be a vacant supermarket
(20,000 leagues to be sure)
and then, and then and then and then
a concluding impulse between two nerve cells
a terminating dream
both jubilation and despondency
it’s over, it’s over, it’s all over!
relief is a submerged reverie
April 14th, 2010 at 8:51 am
The Microsoft Word is “procrastination”
I love pseudo lesbians;
(teenagers in thigh highs and garter belts)
they’ve invaded my Internet
with their deceitful beckoning
it’s okay though
I will continue my menstruobjectification
and they their exhibits
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Moar Haikus
#1
You lack adjectives
It’s revolutionary?
Well I think it’s crap
#2
Hello sir, good day
I like your purple top hat
but mine is taller
#3
A room with a moose
The most terrifying thing
I need season three
#4
Simple litMUSTest
I regret that you failed it
Where does this leave me?
December 21st, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Hackneyed Entities
The soggy jigsaw puzzle:
(its pieces were meant to fit together at its inception)
The product of bad weather and unfortunate incidents
Sitting at the back of the family game cabinet
Who dare open its box?
The excruciating task of forcing it together
The picture faded,
nothing to reference
its purpose lost
I never liked jigsaw puzzles
Everything, carefully calculated
straight end pieces frame
that “masterpiece,”
expectantly waiting to be built
Blocks were always my forte
Tiny pieces
(Cells
Atoms
Particles)
insignificant(?)
until pulled together
December 17th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
The Unfortunate Hermit
There once was an unfortunate hermit
an unfortuate hermit was she
she’d cry on friday nights
with ample cups of tea
her tears would drop, plop plop plop
(and inspire lines of poetry)
There once was an unfortunate hermit
she had a large pet peeve
“People are stupid!” she said
and wiped her nose with a sleeve
a Talking Heads album would play
and it was innappropriate for her to grieve
There once was an unfortunate hermit
an unfortunate hermit was she
she dragged a knife across her wrist
until it started to bleed
another pathetic stereotype proven, she thought
and registered her blog, “The Stinking Weed”
December 17th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Plan A
Aborted fetus, I love you
Evidence of what could have been
You left my body in that room
I left that room with a grin
Aborted fetus, I love you
My innards bid you farewell
You were never a part of me
You would have made my life a living hell
Aborted fetus, I love you
My stomach suddenly aches
You are a tasty specimen
I’d like you in some cakes
Aborted fetus, I love you
Sleeping gastric peace
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Some haikus
#1
His assistant’s eyes
The lab coat, brown tussled hair
(glorious butt chin)
#2
Alison Wonder’s
only white rabbit was a
small vibrating toy
#3
Sometimes I try hard
to remember your pale face
acne scars and all