June 1st, 2010 at 7:56 am
I have inside jokes with myself
they are instant, on the internet
I was amused with them yesterday
you were a muse, like music
April 27th, 2010 at 9:02 am
More Pseudo Oneirology
“Jealousy is a social construct, man,” I told my blonde, polyamorous boyfriend. He was wearing a yellow cape and underwear because he had just recently inherited billions of dollars and looks didn’t matter, I guess. The rest of the money went towards a mansion and a party bus, the latter of which we drove with 600 of our friends to a colossal venue. I left him at the entrance as he stood with another woman. He frowned, but I assured him that everything was okay and quoted PJ Harvey. I was going to find our friends within the crowd and grab a seat. A man franticly asked me for a ticket. I told him I didn’t have any left and he whipped his dick out and pissed on me. Startled, I ran to concert security and demanded a new T-shirt. “You have to catch one from a T-shirt gun,” they told me.
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April 5th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Lurk a derka derka derka
My classes have been alright. Thankfully, I didn’t have to stay enrolled in Computer Literary because I snagged a spot in History of Television. It’s supposed to be a continuation of another class I took about television but it looks like we’re going over a lot of the same material. Oh well. I have the option of writing a film journal about Lady Gaga’s music video for “Telephone,” Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” The Buggles’ “Video Killed the Radio Star,” or Network this week.
My mom deleted me from Facebook. I wonder how many other people can say the same thing?
I haven’t written in my journal for over a month. I guess I don’t need to convince myself of anything anymore. It’s refreshing. I don’t feel so crazy. Errrrrr bad-crazy. I will still have bubblegum parties in the lawless state of Arizona.
March 19th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Spring Break
My appearance bears no emotion. I am a sponge cake zombie with deadpan intonations. BUT IT’S SPRING BREAK, Y’ALL! Today is a day I don’t have to worry about final exams, article drafts one two three, waking up at 8AM to speak gibberish, or not seeing Jamie Stewart because I TOTALLY AM at the Crepe Place tonight. That’s right. Chocolate makes you happy. Free sandwiches from a friend’s work are causing me happiness at present.
I’m excited for the next few days but I am also anxious for being at the mercy of other people’s planning. Actually, no. Wut wut in that but. I’m excited.
February 18th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Charlene Keys
January 29th, 2010 at 11:53 am
I got my head, but my head is unraveling
I feel really silly for doing this, but I made a collage of some sort. It’s amusing how I’ll look at things I used to feel comfortable liking, dismiss and insult them, only to return to them again. Such is the fault of my ~identity~. Also, I like squares. (Read more…)