December 22nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Moar Haikus

#1
You lack adjectives
It’s revolutionary?
Well I think it’s crap

#2
Hello sir, good day
I like your purple top hat
but mine is taller

#3
A room with a moose
The most terrifying thing
I need season three

#4
Simple litMUSTest
I regret that you failed it
Where does this leave me?

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December 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Some haikus

#1
His assistant’s eyes
The lab coat, brown tussled hair
(glorious butt chin)

#2
Alison Wonder’s
only white rabbit was a
small vibrating toy

#3
Sometimes I try hard
to remember your pale face
acne scars and all

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