March 9th, 2010 at 10:04 am
I may not have had sex but I could fuck you up
I’ve been a little crazy with post deletion lately and for that, I apologize. Self-doubt and shit, y’all.
My life has been compulsive eating and sky rockets in flight and sizzurp and enrolling in classes that don’t actually have anything to do with my major. As it stands, I will be taking German 3, Nudity in the Western Tradition, and Computer Literacy for my spring quarter. That last one is a complete joke, but it was the only open class I could find that didn’t conflict with the film classes I’m trying to crash. When I told my older sister that I was taking Computer Literacy she said, “Sweet, reading the Internet!”
I’m not sure how I feel about this email I got this morning:
Dear UCSC residential students:
We have received reports of an individual (described below) approaching female students on campus, attempting to engage them in inappropriate sexually suggestive conversation, trying to find out where they live, and touching them inappropriately. He also attempts to gain entry to residential buildings and approach female students in their rooms.
We ask for all students to be vigilant in reporting this individual to campus police by calling 911 immediately upon seeing him. Campus police are aware of this matter as are the Community Safety officers. These staff, as well as residential staff in the colleges are also on the lookout for him.
Description: He is described as approximately 6 feet tall, African American, approximately 20 -25 years of age. He seems to be mentally challenged and this is evident upon talking with him. He was recently seen wearing khaki pants, brown loafers, a red white and blue striped, button down shirt and a navy beanie. He sometimes carries a large backpack.
In addition to calling 911 immediately upon seeing this individual, please remember the following safety precautions:
-Never let anyone unknown to you follow you into a secure residential facility
-Keep you room door locked
-Walk with friends at night
-Be aware of your surroundings and always report suspicious persons or situations to campus police.Thank you for your vigilance in this matter, and your assistance in keeping the campus safe.
I mean there are things I could say about it, but I’d rather let the text speak for itself because it’s fucking ridiculous.