I may not have had sex but I could fuck you up
March 9th, 2010 at 10:04 am
I’ve been a little crazy with post deletion lately and for that, I apologize. Self-doubt and shit, y’all.
My life has been compulsive eating and sky rockets in flight and sizzurp and enrolling in classes that don’t actually have anything to do with my major. As it stands, I will be taking German 3, Nudity in the Western Tradition, and Computer Literacy for my spring quarter. That last one is a complete joke, but it was the only open class I could find that didn’t conflict with the film classes I’m trying to crash. When I told my older sister that I was taking Computer Literacy she said, “Sweet, reading the Internet!”
I’m not sure how I feel about this email I got this morning:
Dear UCSC residential students:
We have received reports of an individual (described below) approaching female students on campus, attempting to engage them in inappropriate sexually suggestive conversation, trying to find out where they live, and touching them inappropriately. He also attempts to gain entry to residential buildings and approach female students in their rooms.
We ask for all students to be vigilant in reporting this individual to campus police by calling 911 immediately upon seeing him. Campus police are aware of this matter as are the Community Safety officers. These staff, as well as residential staff in the colleges are also on the lookout for him.
Description: He is described as approximately 6 feet tall, African American, approximately 20 -25 years of age. He seems to be mentally challenged and this is evident upon talking with him. He was recently seen wearing khaki pants, brown loafers, a red white and blue striped, button down shirt and a navy beanie. He sometimes carries a large backpack.
In addition to calling 911 immediately upon seeing this individual, please remember the following safety precautions:
-Never let anyone unknown to you follow you into a secure residential facility
-Keep you room door locked
-Walk with friends at night
-Be aware of your surroundings and always report suspicious persons or situations to campus police.Thank you for your vigilance in this matter, and your assistance in keeping the campus safe.
I mean there are things I could say about it, but I’d rather let the text speak for itself because it’s fucking ridiculous.
Filed under: College Tags: classes
Call me the hit man, ‘cuz I make you wanna call time-out
March 5th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Their entrance has been sealed shut as of this morning. But I miss my little friends, the ants. They weren’t even attentive to una salsa muy salsa!, tangerines, or instant oatmeal. My room was merely a shortcut. Fixit lady said they were smart. I didn’t think they were very smart. Although there’s something to be said for their disinterest in fucking, I guess.
I was frustrated yesterday, but not for my own incompetence as a friend, which I should have been more concerned with. ‘Student activism’ deterred me from doing anything mildly productive outside of consuming expensive tacos, hopping non-fences, and convincing photographers that I was not pissed. I’m trying to replace irreconcilability with honesty but this is a collision of worlds I’m not accustomed to. WHATEVER, I’ve alleviated some tension today. It was a humbling experience.
Filed under: Musings Tags: omg life
I thrive best, hermit style
February 28th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously” is a sentence composed by Noam Chomsky in 1957 as an example of a sentence with correct grammar (logical form) but semantics which are nonsensical. The sentence therefore has no understandable meaning. An example of a category mistake, it was used to show inadequacy of the then-popular probabilistic models of grammar, and the need for more structured models.
Filed under: Art
She can’t feel, she’s no queen!
February 23rd, 2010 at 10:26 pm
These tubes are all meta now and my face hurts and nothing ever reads as well as I imagine it to. Forget real self-discipline. They have an app for that. I have been doing fuckall the last couple days other than inundating the Internet with cat pictures and 3AM epiphanies. And bad jokes. Especially bad jokes.
Said I’ll take you, Kathleen. To your home and mine.
Filed under: Musings Tags: omg life
I just want to play checkers
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Filed under: Art, TV & Movies Tags: doodles, screen caps
IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT!
February 19th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Filed under: Art, Web Tags: doodles, YouTube
Anticipation is so much better
February 18th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Filed under: Art Tags: doodles
Charlene Keys
February 18th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Filed under: Music Tags: lol, nostalgia, YouTube
Cryptic Shit
February 18th, 2010 at 11:52 am
My psyche is public domain. My blog is erect nipples in the freezer section.
Cognitive dissonance is a key term here–thank you intro to psychology–and I’m just going to say that life is a performance. My behavior is a performance, I am playing a character in a teen exploitation film, although I suppose we’re all young adults now, but not the kind that read vampire novels, we’re in the weird in-between stage of drinking soda and renting cars.
Right now, this is crucial. And I will fuck with your rendering of these words.
Filed under: Musings Tags: omg life
I’m at the big kids’ table, y’all
February 11th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
I reached an intensified level of comfort expedited by sleep deprivation, cat templates, and all-girl surf rock bands. I reveled in good company and felt significant ‘movie moments’ that made hanging out a more purposeful affair. Every conversation was significant; every word deliberate. I floated along the campus bridges and recalled my difficulty with remembering the difference between ‘indifferent’ and ‘ambivalent,’ resolving that those two words were not adjectives I needed to exercise for a while. Merely smiling, unthinking. Tranquility in my own skin.
Prior to ostensible life-affirming proceedings, I wanted to crawl into a dark corner and retain an air of obscurity, dismissing any moment of intimacy if it meant that I did not also lose enticement.
But now, I’d like to share, share, share <3
Filed under: Musings Tags: :D, omg life
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